... How many months have it been... this blog...

Hey, papa! *walk past & walk back again. rubbed eyes* PAPA!?!?!

Yo! Long time no see, still the same huh? face emotion: -.-

OMG?! You... You not dead yet?! *pinch the face*

YOU ASKING FOR DEATH IZIT?!?! * face emotion : you dun wan to see.. use your imagination.

Sorry, sorry. I am so very sorry. I... I just didn't expect you here. I MISS YOU!!! *burst into tears*

EH?!?! You cry for what...!? *face emotion: O.x*

I MISS YOU LIKE HELL!!!

Tsk.. *end of pst*

WAIT!!! Why are you here!? i tot your family broke up? *back to cocky face*

Yea... well, long story. i lazy explain. *-.-"*

Yea, yea. back you're back. anyway, is this blog still staying?!

Yep, well, for the time being, it's kept for memories..

you guys not family alr?! EH??! no?! yes?! answer me please?!?

PLease continue supporting us. ^^ *ignores*

WAH!!! He ignore me!!

*btw. Am i still a female or male? look*

"As a child, there were them times,
i didnt get it but you kept me in line."
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Hey, whatsup?!


"byebye, byebyebyebye, byebyebyebye,
byebye"
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[tsk. pissed off] (plug off ear piece)
HEY!!!!! WHATSUP!!!!!!!!! [screaming]

KYAHHHHH~~~!!!!!!!!!! I'M GOING DEAF ALREADY!!!


i call you so many times, you did not answer,
so i considered you as deaf-muted :D


[pissed, jump right beside the ear]
I AM NOT DEAF!! NOR MUTED!! KYAAAA!!!


*dizzy* whatever, so looks like you have a terribly good mood today.


Yea, exactly. Hah.
what to know why?


Yea. :D What happen?


Something happened on Friday,
a pleasant surprise.
pleasant yet shicking surprise.
it was embarrassing.
but very sweet.
it's a surprise.

YEAYEA.
i know it's a surprise.
what kinda of surprises?
details.

I shall go into the happy one first?

Yeayea.

We went eighteen chef.
then we ate.
the the two of them were laughing.
sneakily.
something was...

definately up!! and fishy, yea.
But, they must need time to do surprises.

yea. i went popular... and jeans acessories.

oh. continue?

then bernice ate quite slow.
then there's the waiter suddenly appear behind,
and said something lyk,
"we hab a birthday girl in the house."

YOU?!

YEA! me! everybod sang a birthday song for me.
it was rly embarrassing. but,
still,
the two of them was so sweet.
it was

you mean ONE BIG CAKE WITH FOURTEEN CANDLES?!

nope.
small cake with one candle.
and a card.

A CARD?! I EXPECTED SOMETHING MORE.
IT'S JUST A PIECE OF WORTHLESS TRASH.

*SLAP* how could you say that.
it means alot to me. TSK [super pissed]
[kick]

KYAHHH! WHY DID YOU KICK ME AWAY!!!

WHO ASK YOU TO SAY IT'S A WORTHLESS PIECE OF TRASH!

SORRY....

glad you know. You're just someone who have no daughters,
no son. That's why, you dun understand the joy...

Tsk... OUCH!
OMG. my ass got a hole.

everyone's ass have a hole.whose dun have?

mine is super big.
a crab just bit my ass.

HAHAHA.
serve you right.
for saying that card is a piece of worthless trash.

WHY?! my ass is innocent.
but hey?! when did it bit my ass?
WHEN?!

when i kick you,
there's a hermit tied to my shoe.
so when i kick you,
BWAHAHAHAHA :D

HEYHEYHEY!

WOAH! Emcee. what's your partner?

Ooh. he's... *ERM*

wait! i tell you something VERY funny. i came across, okay no, not me. there's this WOMAN, or WOMEN think the emcee is them. BWAHAHAHA! just bcuz name is pear and prune. PUL-LEASE?! i mean, you two ARE LYK MUCH BETTER THAN THEM [my opinion]. well, just bcuz the name is prune and pear. BHB. okay. only one of them. i hated one of them nia. the other not so bad.

LOL!!! lyk us?! there's no other people who dare to say they're evil when we're second. dun understand, that's your problem.

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. just explaining this problem. Sorry, prune, lend your name awhile aa for the other, i dun think this is your real name, so i'm not apologising.

*END OF STUPID POST*

It's gonna be papa's birthday...
wOOHOO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO FELICIA,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!~

EVEN THOUGH IT'S

APRIL FOOL!!!~

i hab a good and a bad news. which one u wan listen?

i think i hear the bad news first...

okay. bad news is... there will be 2 EMCEE DESTROYING YOUR FAMILY NOW...

OMGOMGOMGOMG?! GOOD NEWS!?

good news is... there will be 1 MORE EMCEE JOINING ME... WOOHOO!?

=.='' HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OUR TEAM NAME IS 'PP'. YOU HAB NOTHING TO WIN AGAINST US...!

I ALSO GOT 1 BAD AND 1 GOOD NEWS.

WHAT?! BAD FIRST.

OUR FAMILY BOND IS TOO STRONG FOR YOU TO DEFEAT.
GOOD NEWS IS THAT, MY BIRTHDAY IS JUST TMR!!!

WTH?! I DUN CARE, WE WILL BEAT YOU!!!

TRY IF YOU DARE. BLEH.

Hey! Hey! Hey! ..... Hey! ....

.......

I SAID HEY!

Eh?! Oo.. Hey...

What happen, you look so depressed... I'm so not used to it. That time of the month?

You idiot! shut dup!

So what happen...?

This family is DOOM... Total DOOM. I guess I did something really bad to her, meimei... Well, I felt really bad. She told me that being my daughter is HORRIBLE!!! T.T And she told me that she HATE me... She hates me..... **SOBS**

Well, she is at a rebellious stage after all..

*sobs* This is THE LAST post for this blog, i guess.

You mean your home is being destroyed?! This blog!?

*nods* Yea. thank you people who supported our dead blog.

To think people say home sweet home huh?

.... [no mood to continue toking...]
dun worry, i will drop by sometimes to post...
But i hope my ex-daughters will still let me pat their head. very soft and fun...

I hope you DO pass by, i wan post. [got punch]

Just hope everything return back to normal after a few days...

*ON AIR*

hello~! feli papa reporting. today family day out super fun, tired and crazy. huh, you said something? ooh emcee... i also dno why he not here. okay, today went to mac for lunch, my daughter story-telling. wahahha. went to MRT, go bugis. bag freaky heavy. then we went bugis, A "N"BC brought post it. wahahha. then we go bugis street, squeeze to death. luckily nobody got lost. but first to get lost is obviously feli papa, namely me... then daughters tot i not happy, but i was.... [drunrollllllll] tada~ thinking the food look delicious. then we go wallet shop, my daughter change out. after finish hanging out, i still looking for wallet.

lol. the wallets are super freaking cute. so we make fun of it. i apllied it to today's post. weird la. emcee not here.

*noisy* emcee staring at the door, written: "SHOO! no feli papa inside!" thinking, he must be inside. open the door, "TELL YOU NO FELI PAPA, YOU COCK EYED?! SHOO~ SHOO~"

emcee finally talk. tsk. i was gonna ask him algebra question...! WHY HE NO HERE!!?!?! ARGH!?

Did someone say ALGEBRA!?

WAH! you scared me. what you doing here. the sign say no feli papa inside.

you believe stupid!~ wahah lemme see the algebra, i got "A*" for maths, especially algebra.

really, here.

you sure!?!?!? doesnt look really convincing.

you! i told you i got A* didnt i!?

okay thanks!!!

next day~~~~~
damn you! %#$@#$^!#$#@!%!#$5% scolding vuglarities(bad mood cuz he failed his test) [pls do not learn from him]
"SHOO, NO FELI PAPA INSIDE~!" tsk. you cant bluff me for a second time. "OKAY GEAT! YOU ENTERED! PLS PAY $30 TO GET THE PASSWORD!'' TSK! pay... PLS PAY ANOTHER $3 TO ENTER! dammit...?! stress reduction:
1. bang head on the glass.
2. folow step one again until you faint!
serious?! that help?! i try.
PIANG!!! glass broken.

end of funny and lame story. wahahahha

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