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Thursday, October 23, 2008 Y 9:48 PM

THIS IS SINGLE FELI PAPA REPORTING.
PAPA WANTED TO PLANNED ANOTHER FAMILY OUTING. BUT THIS IS WELCOME TO MOST OF OUR CLASSMATE IN BGSS CLASS 1/4 [08'] WHICH WILL BE 2/4[09']. DATE AND VENUE IS UNKNOWN, WHAT WE'LL BE DOING MIGHT BE UNKNOWN TOO. I MUST FIRST DISCUSS WITH EVERYBODY IN THE FAMILY. THOSE WHO WANT TO GO MAY STATE DOWN THE DATE THEY'RE AVAILABLE, YOU MAY ALSO STATE DOWN THE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO. THIS "PROJECT" MAY OR MAY NOT SUCCEED IF NOBODY HAVE ANY SUGGESTION. AS TODAY, HALF OF THE CLASS, HAVE ALREADY WENT TO WATCH MOVIE, MOST PEOPLE MIGHT NOT WANT TO GO.

YOU CHOOSE THE WRONG DATE, STUPID. I HOPE IT DUN SUCCEED, ANYWAYS, YOU DAUGHTER DUN CARE BOUT THIS FAMILY LE RITE, THEY ALSO WOULD NOT COME AND VISIT YOU AND THIS HOME RITE....? USE YOUR BRAIN PLS!?

ERRR....? WHO ARE YOU...? I DUN THINK I KNOW YOU, DO I? BUT YOU DO LOOK FAMILIAR. YOU LOOK LIKE THE PIG FROM THE FARM OPPOSITE OUR HOME...

ARGH!!! WHAT THE HECK!? I'M THE EMCEE WHO WANTED TO DESTROY YOUR HOME!! HOW DARE YOU YOU CALL ME A PIG!? IN WHAT WAY AM I A PIG!? ARGH! YOU JUST IRRITATING...!

WHAT!? EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE A PIG! LOOK AT YOU. SO FAT AND MUDDY. YOUR BUTTONS ARE FLYING ALL AROUND. I KNOW THAT IT'S RAINING AND THERE'S ALOT OF MUD. AS A PIG, I KNOW YOU LYK TO PLAY WITH MUD, BUT AT LEAST WASH YOURSELF BEFORE ENTERING AND DIRTYING MY HOUSE. DAMMIT, I DUN WANT TO TOK TO YOU THIS DIRTY PIG, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW! [KICK HIM OUT]

HEY!! OWW! KICK ME OUT OF YOUR HOUSE IS ENOUGH, WHY KICK ME OUT OF EARTH TOO.... AHHHH!!!

HAHA! ENJOY YOUR DAY ON THE MOON! OKAY LET'S CONTINUE. TO STATE, PLS TAG IN OUR SHOUTBOX, AS I WUN BE PUTING UP POLLS. SORRY. TO TROUBLE YOU. EHH!? WHAT'S THAT SOUND...?

YOU IDIOT, I'LL BE BACK. NOW EVEN ALIENS THROW ME OUT! I'LL GET MY REVENGE ON BOTH FAMILY, WAHAHAHAHA. OOFFFPPP...[BANG INTO THE DOOR]

STUPID IDIOT. LUCKILY MY DOOR NEVA SPOIL, YOU BIG FAT PIG! YOU'RE SO GONNA PAY FOR IT. LET'S CONTINUE. BUT BERNICE Z-MEIMEI AND DEBBIE Y-JIEJIE, IZIT TRUE YOU DUN CARE BOUT THIS HOUSE ANYMORE. OKAY, WHATEVER, SO SHLD WE PLAN THIS EVENT. FOR ANY 1/4 STUDENTS, IF YOU WANT, PLS TAG. THEN WE'LL ORAGANISE ACCORDING.

"DING DONG" HELLO!I'M BARRY TONE. I NEED TO GET THIS EMCEE BACK, IS THAT OKAY?

ERR... YEA. BARRY TONE! PLS TAG TOO! HELP ADVERTISE!

I WILL x 2

EHH? TENNY OR, YOU'RE HERE TOO?

YEA,I'LL HLP ADVERTISE TOO.

THANKS, BOTH OF YOU!

NO PROB!

THIS IS A DRAMTIC POST, PLS IGNORE. BUT PLS STATE DATES YOU'RE AVAILABLE. THANK YOU

Tuesday, October 21, 2008 Y 6:39 AM

THIS IS FELI PAPA, I'M A SINGLE FATHER BUT SOMEHOW, I GOT NO DAUGHTERS. WHY : MY DAUGHTERS HAVE RECOGNISE ANOTHER PERSON AS HIS DAUGHTER!

THAT IS HER REAL FATHER, AND YOU'RE NOT! WAHAHAHAHAHA!

EHH...1?!? I TOT YOU WERE SACKED YOU LAME EMCEE!?

YA, ALL THANKS TO YOU. BUT I'M APPEARING AS YOUR ENEMY WHO'LL DESTROY YOUR HOME!!!

[BLEH!] BUT THERE'S PEOPLE SAYING THAT, EHH!? NO NEW POST! SO I'M HERE! REPORTING THE HOLIDAYS ARE HERE! LET'S HOPE WE ARE STILL IN THE SAME CLASS, IN THE FAMILY, I GUESS NOT. SO THIS IS A NEW, SHORT AND SWEET POST. PLS VOTE.

YOUR POLL RESULTS REALLY SUX. YOU GET SO LOW. HAHAHAHAHA. ONLY A FEW PEOPLE VOTE FOR YOU!

LIKE YOU GET BETTA THAN ME YOU GET 0...

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

BLAH BLAH.

AND SO, THE POST ENDED. THE STUPID FATHER AND EMCEE ARE FIGHTING. LAME RITE? OH, INCASE YOU FORGOT, I'M BARRY TONE.

SHUTDUP, YOU STUPID EMCEE LAWYER!!

Sunday, October 19, 2008 Y 1:30 AM

HELLO! This is PAPA reporting again. IT's finally OUR PRECIOUS DEBBIE JIEJIE's BIRTHDAY!

~HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
~HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
~HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JIEJIE!
~HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

The long awaited day was here, i hope everybody can wish her a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

PAPA AND MEIMEI WILL ALWAYS LUV YOU! MAY OUR HAPPY RELATIONSHIP STAY TOGETHER! JIEJIE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Friday, October 17, 2008 Y 5:06 AM

HELLO! THIS IS FELICIA REPORTING. AS FROM NAME, I'M NOT PAPA CUZ I LEFT BOTH MY DAUGHTERS LE :D

YOU SHOULD HAB LEAVE EARLIER. YOU DUN BELONG.

SHUT DUP, STUPID EMCEE! I MAKE MY DAUGHTER ANGRY, AND I'M A BURDEN. THISMIGHT BE THE LAST TIME I AM POSTING. SORRY. I'LL MAKE THIS SHORT AND SWEET. THIS BLOG WILL STILL BE HERE. SO PLEASE SUPPORT THIS BLOG AND CONGRATUALATIONS. THIS BLOG WAS VISIT FOR MORE THAN 200 TIMES. THANK YOU. BUT NXT TIME, TAG TOO. MY HEART IS BREAKING, MY DAUGHTER HATES ME

Thursday, October 16, 2008 Y 5:51 AM

AS USUAL, FELI PAPA IS HERE, REPORTING. SOMETHING TRAGIC HAPPEN BETWEEN OUR FAMILY D: WE WERE FORCED TO SEVER TIES, AND I'M SUPPOSE TO RETURN THEM TO THEIR ORIGINAL PARENTS...

HAHA, YA, YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO! THEY'RE NOT YOURS! PLUS YOU SO POOR, YOU CAN'T AFFORD THEM!! THEY WON'T BE HAPPY WITH YOU! THERE'S NO WAY! WHO ASK YOU TO DRAW ON MY FACE, LOCKED ME UP. THIS IS MY "EMCEE LAWYER", TENNY OR.

HELLO MR [MS] FELI, DO YOU STILL REMEMBER ME? THE LAWYER WHO YOU KICKED AWAY!? HAHA. I'LL TAKE REVENGE. YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC FAMILY! I'LL DESTROY YOU. HAHAHAHAHAHA

IT'S NOT MY FAULT. IT'S THE "EMCEE'S CEO" WHO TRANSFERRED YOU THAT TIME. I.. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! FINE! I'LL LET YOU SEE MY NEW LAWYER, BARRY TONE.

HELLO, TENNY, LONG TIME NO SEE. HOW'S AH PA!? OH YA, I'M MR [MS] FELI'S LAWYER, BARRY TONE.

BARRY BRO!?!? WHY ARE YOU THIS...THIS TRAITOR'S LAWYER? ARE YOU BETRAYING ME....? HOW COULD YOU!? TO THINK I BELIEVE IN YOU!? I TRUST YOU!!

SO, LET'S HAVE A SHOWDOWN...? WE'LL VOTE... ALSO, WE'LL SEE IF THE 2 KIDS ARE HAPPY WITH THEIR FATHER. ALSO, CAN THEY BEAR TO LEAVE YOU? I DUN THINK SO. WAHAHAHAHAHA. SINCE YOU'RE A LOUSY FATHER. ANYWAY, I'M HELPING THE POOR LITTLE LAMBS TO FIND THEIR HAPPINESS, THEIR OWN PARENTS CAN LOS. SO I'M POSTING THIS VOTING POLL. LITTLE LAMBS, IF YOU LYK YOUR FATHER, TAG "YES" IF NOT, TAG "NO". THIS IS HOW THE VOTING WORKS :
1. LITTLE LAMBS ANSWER HOLD 50% [EACH 25%]
2. READERS' ANSWER HOLD 50%
SO PLS VOTE NOW. THE FUTURE OF THIS USELESS FAMILY FALLS IN YOUR HANDS. VOTING ENDS AT THIS FRIDAY. 17 OCTOBER 08, OR SATURDAY. 18 OCTOBER 08.

PLS EVERYONE, MY FUTURE, DEBBIE JIEJIE'S. BERNICE MEIMEI'S FUTURE ALL LIES IN YOUR HAND. VOTE FOR EITHER MR BARRY; OR MR TENNY. BARRY MEANS WE CAN KEEP OUR RELATIONSHIP, AND TENNY MEANS OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER! PLS, I BEG YOU WITH A BLUE BANANA!! ONEGAI!!

*THIS IS A DRAMATIC POST, LAME AND STUPID BUT OUR RELATIONSHIP LIES IN YOUR HANDS. PLS VOTE FOR BARRY IF YOU WANT US TO CONTINUE THIS FAMILY-RELATIONSHIP. AND TENNY IF YOU WANT TO END THIS RELATIONSHIP...

Wednesday, October 15, 2008 Y 4:48 AM

EMCEE OF THE DAY:
HELLO! I'M THE EMCEE OF THE DAY! TODAY'S THE DAY AFTER A 4-DAYS AFTER EOY EXAMS BREAK, WHERE THE WHOLE FAMILY RETURN TO SCHOOL, INCLUDING THE 31 [REAL AGE 13 ] FATHER (HE CROSS-DRESSES & ACT AS A GIRL'S VOICE). AND THEY FIN...LY...G.OT...ZZZzzz....THE... ZZZzzz...E...Y...EHH... ?.. MIKE...TEST...? MI...ST...? SUDDENLY,.... (HIGHLIGHT TO SEE THE WORDS) BLACK OUT!

HELLO! EVERYBODY, I'M BACK. INCASE YOU DO NOT RECOGNISE ME AS I'M WEARING A DRESS :D. HUH? I CAN'T HEAR YOUR QUESTION!!! EMCEE!? OoH! EMCEE. HE'S CURRENTLY BUSY. HAHA! HEEHEE! HE'LL BE BACK OR NOT, MAYBE!
MMMM! LET ME OUT, YOU FREAKING KINAPPER OF A FATHER! LET ME... MMM... MMM!!!!
AIYO... DUN YOU THINK CHIRPCHIRP IS ABIT NOISY TODAY?? HUH? EMCEE? IMPOSSIBLE! TRANSLATOR OF CHIRPCHIRP. THAT ROBOT KINDA SPOIL ALREADY SO I'M TRYING ALL MY BEST TO REPAIR IT. HAIX. SO, AS THE PREVIOUS [STUPID] EMCEE SAID, WE GOT BACK ALL OUR RESULT BUT NOT ALL OF CONFIRMED. FOR EG. OUR ENG! HAHA, SO THIS IS OUR RESULT :

FELI PAPA : [100%]

ENG : DUNNO YET
CHI : 60.8
LIT : 61.2
MATHS : 70
GEO : 41
SCI : 46
HIST : 57

2. DEB JIEJIE : [100%]

ENG :UNKNOWN
CHI : 61.7
LIT : 66
MATHS : 73
GEO : 60.5
SCI : 54
HIST : 56

3. BERN MEIMEI : [100%]

ENG : UNKNOWN
CHI : 61.4
LIT : 72
MATHS : 78
GEO : 68.5
SCI : 60
HIST : 65

I AM SO PROUD ABOUT MY DAUGHTERS, THEY BOTH WERE EITHER 2ND OR 3RD IN MOST SUBJECT, BUT ME? I'M ALWAYS THE LAST. I KNOW PAPA VERY USELESS. BUT PAPA CANNOT GIVE UP EVEN THOUGH HE MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT BE IN THE SAME CLASS AS HIS DAUGHTERS. BUT WE'LL ALWAYS SEE EACH OTHER IN CCAs. YA. PAPA AND HIS DAUGHTERS ARE IN THE SAME CCAs. PAPA STRONGER SO CARRY BIGGEST INTRUMENT, MEIMEI WEAKEST CARRIES THE SMALLEST. SO, NID NOT WORRY. THIS BLOG MIGHT STILL BE HERE :D. I KNOW, YOU MUST BE THINKING, SO WHAT? PAPA SO LOUSY. BUT I'M LEARNING FROM MY MISTAKE RITE? WAHAHAHAHA!

YOU IDIOT FREAKO FATHER WHO FAILED HIS 2 SUBJECTS! HOW DARE YOU LOCK ME UP!? I'M THE EMCEE OF THE DAY AND YOU...YOU... ARGH! I'M SO GONNA KILL YOU TODAY AND... HMMM...? OMG!!! YOU DRAWN ON MY FACE TOO? EVEN FORCE ME TO EAT THINGS I HATE? YOU ARE ASKING FOR A BEATING! COME HERE! DUN YOU DARE TO RUN!

OH NO! BYEBYE READERS, GOT TO GO. BEFORE I GOT A VERY VERY HEAVY BEATING AND SCOLDING. BUT TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT POST BYEBYE!!! COME AND CATCH ME, YOU OLD AND STUPID EMCEE! WAHAHAHA! :P TRY AND CATCH ME. YOU OL' UGLY MONKEY! HAHAHAHA!

Monday, October 13, 2008 Y 7:34 AM

This is feli... ...[depressed] PAPA...r..re..reporting.. [sigh.] Today... went to PP to meet my daughter. went to the directory to see the location of watson. Walk ONE BIG ROUND, just to find that watson just a few shop right[or maybe left] from the directory... haiz. ONE BIG EARLY MISTAKE! But that doesn't stop FELI PAPA from giving up, YOSH! BUT OUR POOR BERNICE MEIMEI EARN A BLISTER ON HER LEG, AND OUR DEBBIE JIEJIE EARN A BLISTER ON HER TOE. THREE BIG EARLY MISTAKE! After that, we shop around parkway, play around but brought nothing. LATER, we brought A MEDIUM ICE-CREAM FROM SCOOPZ.
FLAVOURS :
DEBBIE JIEJIE :

CHOCOLATE AND COOKIES & CREAM

FELI PAPA AND BERNICE MEIMEI :

DURIAN AND COOKIES & CREAM

LATER, we take a bus to SUNTEC! first off, we went to OTAKU HOUSE!. Thinking there miight hab shugo chara and gakuen alice. BUT THAT WAS THE BEGINNING OF OUR FAMILY DISASTER!!! BERNICE MEIMEI started to get bored, then papa says let's go popular. [not papa, i think is jiejie] but PAPA [stupid and retarded] gave the wrong directions! ended up at first floor. " I VERY THIRSTY " PAPA exclaimed. so we ate our luxurious lunch AT SAKAE SUSHI. Though JIEJIE end up paying. and meimei and papa pay a little nia...
PICTURES AT SAKAE SUSHI :

HAHA, PLATES LEFT.

DEBBIE JIEJIE's LUNCH. OMG! SHOCKING!

PAPA FIRST APPEARANCE. UGLY. [BLURRY PICTURE CUZ JIEJIE HAND SHAKING...]

MEIMEI'S AT THE COUNTER.

JIEJIE USE HER $40 VOUCHER AND WE TOT IT MIGHT NOT COST ALOT IF WE DUN EAT SO MUCH SUSHI, MIGHT NOT COST TOO MUCH. BUT ~TA-DA!~ W EAT ALITTLE BUT FIXED PRICE! wa~ SO WASTEFUL! CRIES. AFTER THAT, PAPA finally found the popular way, so we shop for JIEJIE's prize for treasure hunt. decide to choose other games. BUT, TIMES PASS SUPER FAST WHEN WE ARE HAVING 'FUN'. JIEJIE WILL BE SCOLDED BY HER MOTHER [REAL MOTHER] IF SHE DUN GET HOME FAST. BUT NONE OF US KNOW THE WAY HOME! ENDED UP WITH MEIMEI'S REAL FATHER GUIDING THE WAY TO BUS STOP, AND PAPA'S MOTHER COME AND FETCH PAPA AND JIEJIE HOME. NOW BOTH JIEJIE AND MEIMEI QUITE ANGRY WITH PAPA FOR ASKING THEM TO COME TO SUNTEC [~sobs!~]. WAAA! PAPA HAB NO MOOD TO TOK BOUT IT LE!! WAA~!!!

EMCEE FOR THE DAY :

AND SO, ALL END WELL. PAPA IS TOO DEPRESS TO REPORT, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF HIS [UH-HMM] THEIR READERS, HE HAD TO. SEEMS LYK IT REMINDS HIM OF THE DISASTER.

WAAA!~ NOO!~ DUN TOK BOUT IT ANYMORE~!

THERE, THERE, C'MON. DUN CRY, YOU'RE MAKING A DISGRACE TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY...

sorry.. PAPA WUN CRY LE. BUT.. ... FORGIVE MEE, MY DAUGHTERS!! WAAA~~~~!

GOOD PAPA, C'MON. DUN CRY... OK, LET'S NOT TOK BOUT PAPA [SLAP HIM ASIDE]. SO THIS IS THE ENDING FOR THE FAMILY DAY OUT. BOTH PAPA, JIEJIE AND MEIMEI SAFELY REACH HOME. HERE ARE OTHER PICTURES PAPA FORGET TO SHOW, SIT BACK AND ENJOY... C'MON PAPA, DUN CRY. LET'S SIT BACK AND ENJOY TOO : D.

JIEJIE IN PAPA'S CAR : D
JIEJIE AND MEIMEI! SO CUTE~! kyaa!!!!~

[SOUNDS MADE BY JIEJIE AND MEIMEI FANCLUB]

MEMBERS : 1 [FELI PAPA (PRESIDENT)]

Sunday, October 12, 2008 Y 2:09 AM

Hello, this blog was created by the happy family. Speeches made by family : Eldest : Feli papa : "Welcome to the happy family's blog. I'm currently single [no one wants to be my wife cuz they'll be fllush down the toilet bowl....] so if you really luv me, wanna be my wife, be prepare to be flush down. anyways, welcome, dun be jealous." Middle : Deb jiejie : "Welcome...er...er... Whee!!! We finally made our blog, embarrassed to say that it was made only after MANY HOURS!!! Then... ... ... welcome again...!" 2nd Last : Ber meimei : "Tag before leave... k, byebye! :D" @nd the Last(FINALLY!) : Chirpchirp & friend, squiggy [XTRA] : "Chirp, chirpchirp... SQUID! ...Chirpchirp... chirp..chirp.. SQUID!! CHIRP,CHIRP!! CHIRP! ~Chirpchirp!~" Translator : "Welcome, please come and play with me... US![made by Xtra] ... Do drop by and visit me, hope to see you again.. Remember to play with me.. US!! [made by Xtra] DUN INTERRUPT, YOU STUPID SQUID!! THANK YOU READERS, FOR LISTENING TO ME! ~The Xtra very annoying!~" Emcee : Thank you family members for the touching speech ~even though it suck...!~ OK readers, see you again! Tag b4 you leave! ~FINALLY! it's over, haiz...!~

Sorry, PAPA here. papa sorta mess up the blog so the date was different. this post was made by 10 october 2008

Y 1:43 AM

Helo! This is FELI PAPA reporting. due to the fact, papa's computer had broken down, papa decided to report today where he [she] borrowed his [her] aunt's computer.

13 OCTOBER 2008 :

The family have decided to go out for a FAMILY DAY OUT. Meeting place was Parkway parade. WHY? Cuz we decided to buy a present for debbie JIEJIE, & Debbie JIEJIE had decided to buy a prize for her TREASURE HUNT. As everybody known, debbie JIEJIE's birthday was only 7 DAYS TO GO! Tmr was making day for FELI PAPA[cross-dress as a girl], DEBBIE JIEJIE, AND LASTLY BERNICE MEIMEI, the family have tons of time to spend, so we decided to go to tons of places. The first FAMILY outing will be a very good learning learning experience for the FAMILY. If FELI PAPA's computer is fixed by tmr, PAPA will report what appy in this LEARNING JOURNAL! :D The family had decided to take a "QUAN JIA FU" [family photo] with PAPA; JIEJIE AND MEIMEI. Same ol' message : If computer working, PAPA will post the photo on this blog.

14 OCTOBER 2008 :

FELI PAPA was PROUD to announce that PAPA will be going out with a bunch of friends, ALONE. Sad to say, is that Debbie JIEJIE and Bernice MEIMEI will or might not be able to go. PAPA feels so lonely. PAPA will see if we took some photos, Will let everybody see. As the 2 OTHER main characters are not there, PAPA shall not tok more about this.