Friday, December 19, 2008 Y 7:58 AM
THIS IS FELI PAPA REPORTING. OKAY, DUN SAY WE DUN REMIND YOU. THIS IS A DRAMATIC AND DISGISTING POST. SO YOU MAY CLOSE IT B4 YOU FAINTS TOO.HUH? FAINT? HOW COME?JUST READ ON. DUN FORCE YOURSELF.OH, WHATEVER. I WONDER WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN...OKAY, I HAVEN'T BEEN UPDATING THIS BLOG, AND I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO SAY! THIS BLOG IS TOO DEAD. AND!!! WHATEVER YOU SEEN ON THE SURFACE OF OUR RELATIONSHIP IS FAKE! OKAY, LET'S SEE. THIS ONIGIRI FAMILY HAVE BEEN FIGHTING FOR AGES. ONLY THAT WE LOOK LIKE A PEACEFUL FAMILY ON THE SURFACE. SO DUN THINK WE ARE A REALLY HAPPY FAMILY! I GUESS I REALLY IS GREAT AT LYING...REALLY?! SO THIS FAMILY GONNA BREAK UP!? WAHAHAHAH..AH...AHAH.. SOMEHOW, I DUN FEEL HAPPY...HOW COME? ISN'T IT YOUR WISH FOR US TO BE DESTROYED?YEA, BUT... THERE'S NO ONE TO INSPIRE ME FOR NEW INVENTIONS... NO ONE TO BICKER... FATHER.. I'M GONNA MISS YOU... T.THAIX, ME TOO. WELL, THE FAMILY IS STILL TOGETHER, BUT NOT CLOSE. LYK BESTF BECUM NORMAL FRIENDS. UNDERSTAND...? WE STILL CAN BICKER..REALLY? *sobs* SO GLAD, FATHER. BUT DUN MAKE ME END UP IN THE HOSPITAL AGAIN...ERR... OOPS.. SORRY..??? WHAT HAPPEN.. MUMPH!? *dizzy* !?!? !!! SM...SM..?SMELLY!!?? !! OH, SORRY, I FARTED.!?!?!? SO... TH..THIS IS.. THE..LEGENDARY....SILENT...KILLER.....!!! *on the verge on fainting*HEES, SORRY. I NOT SO PRO, HEH HEH. YOU FLATTERED ME *blush**pissed* !!! I'M NOT FLAT..FLATTERING YOU...! YOU STUPID FATHER!!! I REGRET MY WORDS... JUST NOW.... I.. TAKE ..........IT...BACK *squeeze eyes* I HOPE YOUR.... FAMILY DESTROYED *lost his energy, and his last breath to scream~~~* *faints*PI PO PI PO PI PO* SORRY FOR INTRUDING, ARE YOU THE ON WHO CALLED THE AMBULANCE...? WHAT HAPPEN? {with oxygen mask and tanks}HE FAINTED.HOW DID HE FAINT?BECUZ OF MY FART, SMELLY...... (-.-)"' {so this is why he call us and say bring oxygen tanks and mask with you. wear it!!}SORRY, THANKS FOR YOUR HELP. BYEBYE.*end*this is how the legendary silent killer legend is brought up...
Monday, December 8, 2008 Y 1:55 AM
THIS IS FELI PAPA REPORTING... FROM MARS! OKAY JUST KIDDING! I'M STILL IN SINGAPORE ON EARTH, IN MY HSE. OKAY, LET'S SEE OUR BAND SCHEDULE. GREAT, 2 WEEKS BREAK! WELL, NOWADAYS THE WEATHER'S GOOD HUH? SHALL WE PLAN ANOTHER OUTING...? ONE OF MY DAUGHTER SAY SHE MISS ME AFTER ALL. IT CAN'T BE HELP, MY FACE'S SO HANDSOME, IT'S NO WONDER THAT SHE MISS ME.HAHAHAHA YOU SURE!? IF YOUR FACE IS HANDSOME, MINE IS...?PIG-FACED.... (WHISPER)
WHAT DID YOU SAY!? I'M NOT PIG-FACED. I HAVE THE FACE OF ANDY LAU AND THE BODY OF... ERR... ... OF SOMEBODY WITH A NICE BODY. MY BODY IS SECOND TO NONE. WAHAHA. I HAVE THE VOICE OF JUN JIE, CAN RAP LYK JAY CHOU.
... YOU SURE!? I TOT YOU HAVE THE FACE OF A PIG, BODY OF A PIG. VOICE OF A PIG. IN OTHER WORDS, YOU'RE A PIG.(IMAGINARY ARROW WITH SIGN OF A PIG ATTACK HIM. BIG SHOCK) WHAT THE HECK!? DAMN YOU! I WILL PROVE TO YOU I'M NOT A PIG. WATCH THE NEWS TODAY. I.. I'LL WIN YOU. BYEBYE! EAT MY DUST.
HAIX. AT LEAST FOR NOW, NOBODY WILL DISTURB US... OKAY. I'M TRYING TO PLAN ANOTHER OUTING, WHAT DO YOU THINK? OKAY BA? WELL, ACTIVITIES I NOT SURE. BUT I'LL PLAN IF THAT'S OKAY WITH EVERYBODY.. OH? IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS. LET'S SEE WHAT DID THAT PIG PLAN FOR US...GOOD EVENING, THIS IS THE 6 O'CLOCK NEWS FROM THE FANTASY CHANNEL. THIS IS ISABELLE REPORTING. THE NEWS OF THE DAY, WE'LL LEAVE TO CHRISTOPHER.HELLO, THIS IS CHRISTOPHER. HERE I AM AT THE HANDSOME HUNK COMPETITION. SEEMS LYK THERE'S BEEN A DISTURBANCE IN THE PROGRAMME. A PIG-LOOKING PERSON HAVE APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE AND SANG AND RAP WHICH CAUSES WINDOWS; GLASSES INCLUDING METAL TO BREAK. NOW I'LL PASS THE MIC TO ONE OF THE WITNESS. HELLO, MS NENE. WHAT TOTS YOU HAVE FOR TODAY'S DISTURBANCE?I THINK THAT THE PIG-LOOKING PERSON HAS THE VOICE OF HELL. METALS AND EVERYTHING STARTS FLYING. LUCKILY NOBODY GOT INJURED. I THINK HE WANTED TO JOIN THE COMPETITION, BUT... HOW IZIT POSSIBLE? HE'S SO PIG-FACED. OMG! THERE HE IS.HALOOO~! FELI PAPA. I'VE WON! I TOLD YOU. I'LL WIN. WAIT, I ANSWER MY CALL! EH? BARRY TONE? WHAT? HUH!? THE CEO OF EMCEE COMPANY WANTS TO SEE ME? WHY? WHAT FOR? HE SAYS? I'VE MAKE ENOUGH TROUBLE AND WANTS ME BACK NOW!? OKAY, OKAY. I'LL GO THERE IN A MINUTE...HAIX. NOWADAYS, MORE AND MORE ANIMAL-LIKED PEOPLE STARTING APPEARING. IS THIS THE ATTACK OF THE ANIMAL ALIENS!? WELL, TUNE IN FOR NEXT TIME! BYE!HAIX. THAT EMCEE'S A DISGRACE... WELL, I HOPE THIS OUTING CAN BE PLAN SMOOTHLY... HOPE SO. OKAY, THIS IS THE END OF TODAY'S REPORT. BYE~!THE PICTURE BELOW IS EMCEE :D HAHA, KIDDING. BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HIM.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008 Y 8:08 AM
YOS, EVERYONE, HOW'S YOUR DAY? MINE IS SO DAMN SUCKING. WAHAHAHA. OKAY, BACK TO SERIOUS MOOD. THIS IS FELI PAPA. SICK AT HOME WHILE MY 2 DAUGHTERS ARE BEING TORTURED AT BAND CAMP. OOH?! I TOT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY NOT TOGETHER LE? OH, HI EVERYBODY. I'M FINALLY DISCHARGE FROM THE MENTAL HOSPITAL, AND FROM THE TORTURES OF INJURIES TOO...EEH?! THAT'S FAST. I THINK THEY SHOULDN'T...WHY?OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL NOT IN YOUR RIGHT MIND~!YOU...! HUMPH. YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUTTA YOUR HOUSE TODAY CUZ I HAB WINGS TODAY. WAHAHAHA.ARE YOU EVEN A HUMAN!?WHAT THE...? OF CAUSE I AM...!HAIZ. I'M WASTING MY TIME TALKING TO A PERSON LIKE YOU. TODAY, IS THE LAST DAY OF BAND CAMP. BUT IT DUN LOOKS LIKE IT'S MY LAST DAY OF SICKNESS. HEH HEH. COUGHING NON-STOP. MY BEAUTIFUL WINGS~! YOU CAN'T KICK ME~! MY BEAUTIFUL WINGS~!(PISSED) SHUT DUP! [KICK THE EMCEE]EEH!? MY WINGS ARE NOT WORKING! I'M FLYING AWAY!! NOOOO!!!! AHHH! WINGS!! FLY!!!EEW... WHAT KIND OF WINGS IS THAT!? WELL, TODAY'S WEATHER IS VERY GOOD. HAIX. NOTHING TO POST ABOUT. IT'S GONNA BE CHRISTMAS EVE SOON... I'VE DECIDED TO PLAN A CHRISTMAS EVE PARTY AMONG OUR FAMILY MEMBERS. TIME AND VENUE IS STILL UNKNOWN. BUT WE'LL EXCHANGE GIFTS. AND IF I'M FREE, I'LL PLAN MORE OUTING FOR THE FAMILY. I'M BACK... FINALLY. BUT I FLEW BACK. THE WINGS FINALLY WORK. HAIX. I'LL GO CREATE A BETTA WING. I WILL BE BACK~! WAHHAAHAWHATEVER. OH, I'M SORRY FOR NOT POSTING SO LONG. ALSO, I'VE CHANGE THE BLOGSKIN. SO THE WORDS FOR SOME ENTRIES MAY NOT BE SEEN CUZ IT'S TOO LIGHT. JIAYOU FOR FIGURING THE WORDS. BYEBYE.
