Monday, December 8, 2008 Y 1:55 AM
THIS IS FELI PAPA REPORTING... FROM MARS! OKAY JUST KIDDING! I'M STILL IN SINGAPORE ON EARTH, IN MY HSE. OKAY, LET'S SEE OUR BAND SCHEDULE. GREAT, 2 WEEKS BREAK! WELL, NOWADAYS THE WEATHER'S GOOD HUH? SHALL WE PLAN ANOTHER OUTING...? ONE OF MY DAUGHTER SAY SHE MISS ME AFTER ALL. IT CAN'T BE HELP, MY FACE'S SO HANDSOME, IT'S NO WONDER THAT SHE MISS ME.HAHAHAHA YOU SURE!? IF YOUR FACE IS HANDSOME, MINE IS...?PIG-FACED.... (WHISPER)
WHAT DID YOU SAY!? I'M NOT PIG-FACED. I HAVE THE FACE OF ANDY LAU AND THE BODY OF... ERR... ... OF SOMEBODY WITH A NICE BODY. MY BODY IS SECOND TO NONE. WAHAHA. I HAVE THE VOICE OF JUN JIE, CAN RAP LYK JAY CHOU.
... YOU SURE!? I TOT YOU HAVE THE FACE OF A PIG, BODY OF A PIG. VOICE OF A PIG. IN OTHER WORDS, YOU'RE A PIG.(IMAGINARY ARROW WITH SIGN OF A PIG ATTACK HIM. BIG SHOCK) WHAT THE HECK!? DAMN YOU! I WILL PROVE TO YOU I'M NOT A PIG. WATCH THE NEWS TODAY. I.. I'LL WIN YOU. BYEBYE! EAT MY DUST.
HAIX. AT LEAST FOR NOW, NOBODY WILL DISTURB US... OKAY. I'M TRYING TO PLAN ANOTHER OUTING, WHAT DO YOU THINK? OKAY BA? WELL, ACTIVITIES I NOT SURE. BUT I'LL PLAN IF THAT'S OKAY WITH EVERYBODY.. OH? IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS. LET'S SEE WHAT DID THAT PIG PLAN FOR US...GOOD EVENING, THIS IS THE 6 O'CLOCK NEWS FROM THE FANTASY CHANNEL. THIS IS ISABELLE REPORTING. THE NEWS OF THE DAY, WE'LL LEAVE TO CHRISTOPHER.HELLO, THIS IS CHRISTOPHER. HERE I AM AT THE HANDSOME HUNK COMPETITION. SEEMS LYK THERE'S BEEN A DISTURBANCE IN THE PROGRAMME. A PIG-LOOKING PERSON HAVE APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE AND SANG AND RAP WHICH CAUSES WINDOWS; GLASSES INCLUDING METAL TO BREAK. NOW I'LL PASS THE MIC TO ONE OF THE WITNESS. HELLO, MS NENE. WHAT TOTS YOU HAVE FOR TODAY'S DISTURBANCE?I THINK THAT THE PIG-LOOKING PERSON HAS THE VOICE OF HELL. METALS AND EVERYTHING STARTS FLYING. LUCKILY NOBODY GOT INJURED. I THINK HE WANTED TO JOIN THE COMPETITION, BUT... HOW IZIT POSSIBLE? HE'S SO PIG-FACED. OMG! THERE HE IS.HALOOO~! FELI PAPA. I'VE WON! I TOLD YOU. I'LL WIN. WAIT, I ANSWER MY CALL! EH? BARRY TONE? WHAT? HUH!? THE CEO OF EMCEE COMPANY WANTS TO SEE ME? WHY? WHAT FOR? HE SAYS? I'VE MAKE ENOUGH TROUBLE AND WANTS ME BACK NOW!? OKAY, OKAY. I'LL GO THERE IN A MINUTE...HAIX. NOWADAYS, MORE AND MORE ANIMAL-LIKED PEOPLE STARTING APPEARING. IS THIS THE ATTACK OF THE ANIMAL ALIENS!? WELL, TUNE IN FOR NEXT TIME! BYE!HAIX. THAT EMCEE'S A DISGRACE... WELL, I HOPE THIS OUTING CAN BE PLAN SMOOTHLY... HOPE SO. OKAY, THIS IS THE END OF TODAY'S REPORT. BYE~!THE PICTURE BELOW IS EMCEE :D HAHA, KIDDING. BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HIM.
